10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.