10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson