10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.