10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
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