10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.