10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--