10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'