10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.