10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth