10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.