10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!