10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is for loners.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.