10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."