10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A