10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977