10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]