10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters