10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.