10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.