10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"