10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.