10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway