10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio