10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.