10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow