10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A