10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!