10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph