10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker