10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.