10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger