10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.