10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer