10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.