10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water