10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- It's Free To Fold...
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water