10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks