10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer