10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob