10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• It's Free To Fold...
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Fook the floosh droo!