10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Never educate a stupid poker player.