10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo