10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Why not, when some because there are three.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.