10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant