10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?