10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.