10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson