10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die