10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)