10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.